Sometimes I love MSN

Kenken: i damn sian to watch 200 One Piece episode
Me: hahahahahah
Me: gogogo
Me: kiampa already beaten u in 2 weeks
Kenken: k
Kenken: after dexter
Kenken: im in love with dexter
Kenken: he is so cutttte
Me: dex as in dex’s laboratory?!?!
Me: the one with the dumb blonde for a sister?
Kenken:

http://blog.afi.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/dexter_season_2_poster.jpg
Me: WOW
Me: have to admire his daily killer workout
Kenken: yeah
Kenken: i so love the way he kills

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Me (23:50): true
Herbie (01:10): okies
Herbie (01:10):happy fun times to you too
Me (01:13): am busy reading manga sorry
Me (01:13): but rest assured tt u are entertaining me a lot more than i care to show
Herbie (01:14): har
Herbie (01:14):no lei i wasnt being sarcastic i was being random
Herbie (01:14):in fact im watching lil britain now so i will stop harassing you also
Herbie (01:15):
dont sue me

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Kiampa: wah now chiong enes lobby liao
Kiampa: exciting
Me: !!!!!
Me: u see later luffy chu zhao
Me: damn kok one
Me: his 3 stages
Kiampa: he forever kok
Me: so true
Kiampa: usopp still not strong le hahahaah
Me: because he is not as handsum as his dad
Me: HAHAHAHA
Kiampa: yeah

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

News travels fast, and it does not travel in a straight line.

Herbie
Omg triple e got stabbing incident student tried to stab professor. Then jumped down.

Herbie
They say they keep flunking so many ppl is chi zao de shi.
(chi zao de shi = 迟早的事 = it would happen sooner or later.)

Me
Omg i want news

Mum
I heard tt there is a murder case in ntu. Be careful.

Me
No murder case.. Its attempted stab of engineer student to a prof

Mum
I c. Distorted news. Ok thks. Still b careful. Keep out of victim n prey. :-)

Me
Ok the student stab and commit suicide. Case closed.

Not really case closed, but I hate smsing. You can read more on the tragedy.

GG Herbie

Fans of KAT-TUN would know Herbie is referring to the PV for Lips, and I know that thanks to Senpai’s incessant spamming of all things KAT-TUN :P

Herbie: wa i have this urge to go do kamenashi makeup using my mother’s makeup
Me: wah!!!!
Herbie: that doesnt go on your blog okay
Me: nv hurts to try!
Me: oh it nv crossed my mind
Me: UNTIL U MENTIONED IT
Herbie: good
Me: do u see the pattern here
Me: HAHAHA
Herbie: ya but you’re not going to do it okay
Me: HAHAHA
Me: HAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Herbie: oh wtf
Me: GG u
Herbie: now i know the feeling of self-pwn
Me: *emoticon of a man being retarded*
Herbie: wtf
Herbie: k nvm
Herbie: change topic

LIBERATION! And Then Some.

On hindsight, it was pretty funny that I was so nervous during the presentation that my knees took turns to tremble. At least they were smart enough to alternate shaking in fear… I would probably have fallen to the floor if they didn’t.

This is not the first time I’ve felt nervous during presentations. But I suppose this is my first time feeling extreme fear during one. I guess it was because (a) I was doing a solo, (b) OSHKOSH had given me nothing but ominous words the day before when we met to discuss about my slides, (c) my classmates intimidate me with their firm viewpoints, (d) I had shut-eye for 4 hours after giving up editing my slides and (e) What I wanted to say for my presentation was hurriedly scrawled on the back piece of paper during the earlier part of the lesson.

I guess it went okay, considering some of them liked what I showed, and no one shot me down because I was the last to present and everyone was eager to leave so no one wanted to comment… OSHKOSH even suggested that I leave out the pornish video I’d spent so much time editing to cut 22 minutes of Boring into 2 minutes of Juice because it was already 12pm, but I suspect other motives (like preserving [what's left of] my reputation??) haha!

I have really weird friends… this time it’s emo!Herbie again doing his usual bout of PMS!sms.

Herbie
I stared at this message window but could’nt[sic] decide. So i’m going to flip a coin to see if i should ask, will you talk again today?

Me
The fuck?
(Okay I know I’ve been abusing the word recently and should stop.)

Herbie
But alas, i flipped too hard. The coin flew too waywardly high. And as i hurriedly reached to catch, i pressed the send button anyway. Won’t you talk to me again today?

Herbie
I pms ing. Tmr got big test.

Me
No i am the one bleeding. Oh good luck tmr! My bloody presentation is over today! :D

Herbie’s Random SMS

I wanted to title it ‘Herbie’s Random PMS’ actually :P

Herbie
I’m launching in 10 seconds.

Me
Launchng simi?!?

Herbie
Space rocket. Whee.

Me
Good luck be safe! See you again when i’m 80

Herbie
Wa relativistic answer. Eh you think i msg her now she’ll reply?

Me
No.

Herbie
Wat’s so bad about me sia.

Me
If you hate her please don’t change your mind. You’re Self destructing!

Herbie
I hate her cos i like her alot. I think i’m obsessed.

Me
It’s good you know. Lunch time!

Herbie
Don’t get heart burn.

Me
Thanks for your concern.

In other news, Mum keeps telling me not to go to school today (to spend time with Aunty Serene and the brats). I already made a concession by not attending MelB’s lesson, but Cynic’s lecture later at 5.30pm? I WANT TO GO.

I’m sure no one else’s mum has been encouraging their child to pon tang since primary school. Ha!

To tell the truth, I’m not sure if I should be proud of that fact.

He asked for it

Herbie: i think i will like cadding
Herbie: tho
Me: okie XD
Herbie: i prematurely made an affectionate nickname for it
Me: what?
Herbie: my workstation
Me: ….
Herbie: “caddie”
Herbie: its a girl
Herbie: this is so not going onto your blog pls
Me: omg
Me: yes it is
Me: HAHAHAHa
Herbie: err
Herbie: shit

The Dark Knight

Caught The Dark Knight with Ruru and Shasha today!

I think the sound was amazing. That balloon squeal thing (used at least twice for the climaxes) was actually quite good at doing its job sia.

One of the few things that bug me is how come the eyeball is still there. Shouldn’t it have gone up in flames? And is security at that hospital really that lax (especially since a big shot is there)? And how come no one made Harvey Dent a priority when they had to evacuate?

Herbie sent this hilarious parody of the Joker interrogation scene my way:

LMAO.

Class Outing Herbie Version

Me: btw class outing on august 16
Me: haha!
Me: got any ideas where to go
Herbie: no
Herbie: go japan
Herbie: hmmssss
Herbie: I KNOW
Herbie: go play board games
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: oh wait
Me: tt is not a joke
Herbie: yeah
Me: anw tts not a bad idea la
Me: will tell ade
Herbie: IM SO SERIOUS
Me: any other place other than settlers?
Me: YEZZIR
Herbie: mind cafe
Herbie: pit stop
Herbie: eh
Herbie: go club la haha
Me: NO CLUB PLS

Will be posting 2 picture posts soon. Brain juice low haiz.

On Black Books

Herbie: ya
Herbie: i dont find it very funny lei
Me: omg no way
Herbie: yeah srsly
Herbie: i prefer the witty end of humour
Me: u mean lolcats
Me: HAHA
Herbie: and lolcats
Herbie: but more witty kind of humour la
Herbie: (walao sho you thinkim a lolcat idiotfish?)
Herbie: some ppl dont get the phrase no link no zelda
Me: huh tt is sad
Herbie: yeah

I have also been spending my time reading some very interesting forum threads.