Archive for July, 2009

£1 Gospel

Sorry for the pun :P

But anyway, Puey came back from her grad trip and bought £1 leggings from London! I have five. OH THE LOVE.

I wore two of them out yesterday, along with my new pink sale!skirt– I had a particular distaste for bubble skirts, but the colour and print on this was enough to override my prejudice :D


Lilac 50denier leggings that Puey’s sister rejected on grounds that it was too bright and argyle netted ones that she said no one else would wear ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. Puey, I’m not giving back the lilac even if your sis wants it back hor! HAHAHAHA XDD

Oh and those are gold nails :D


Being corny.

I positively need to go to London XDDD

In other time-wasting news, I spent the whole of today at TvTrope and it’s insane wiki-style articles (much like ED.com). Here are some I love:

You Should Know This Already

Tycho: You just wrapped up Kong?
Gabe: Yeah, the ending was kind of a low point. Everybody knows Kong dies, but…
Tycho: Kong dies? Thanks a lot, jackass. I was going to see that.
Gabe: Kong? You don’t want me to spoil Kong, a seventy-year-old movie? There’s a statute of limitations on this shit, man. Everybody knows he climbs to the top of the Empire State Building. What did you think happened next?
Tycho: I thought that, you know… maybe he climbed back down
Penny Arcade, 2005-12-05

This troper saw a poster for Fight Club, that named the actors “Brad Norton” and “Edward Pitt”, which highlights the identity confusion of the characters.

Likewise, The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde, as originally conceived, was a mystery. You weren’t supposed to know Hyde was Jekyll all potioned up. Thanks to numerous film adaptations, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and the phrase being constantly (mis)used in popular culture, it’s not a mystery any more!

  • Instead, it’s Dramatic Irony.
  • High Heel Face Turn
    (a female take on Heel Face Turn)

    Related to Beauty Equals Goodness and Double Standard – both henchmen and ugly, older Rosa Klebb type villainesses seem far less prone to being redeemed. Interestingly, the Beauty Equals Goodness aspect could be read as yet another way in which this trope might be considered sexist: Pretty women who are appealing to men are much more likely to be redeemed than less conventionally attractive women.

    Throw It In

    In the film version of Titanic, there was a scene with Leonardo DiCaprio telling Kate Winslet to get on the daybed in preparation for him sketching her nude portrait, saying “Get on the bed — errr, couch!” According to the director’s commentary, the original line had no reference to a bed, but DiCaprio’s nervous flubbing of the line seemed just too perfect to leave out.

    The actor playing the drunken uncle in Its A Wonderful Life is accompanied by a loud crash on one of his exits; the noise was actually caused by a grip tripping over a prop table and scattering its contents, but the timing was so serendipitous that director Frank Capra decided to use the take anyway.

    • The way I heard it was that they were GOING to re-take it, but the actor playing Uncle Billy shouted “I’m alright! I’m aallllll….right.” That saved the take, as it made it look like he’d just done an off-screen collision with a garbage can.

    In Disney’s The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Phoebus naming his horse Achilles was an ad-lib by Kevin Kline, first cropping up in his line “Achilles, heel!”

    Unfortunate Names

    Speed Racer, probably. Honestly, who names their kid ‘Speed’?

    Speed: What kind of a name is “Spritle”? That’s not even a word!
    Spritle: You think my name is bad? Your name is the rate of motion expressed via distance traveled per units of time!
    • The kind of people who’re prophetic enough to know that their son will be the greatest racer ever. (And they themselves are named “Mom” and “Pops”, so…)
      Pops: What do you guys have to complain about? My wife’s name is “Mom”. “MOM”! Do you have any idea how awkward that is? Do you have any idea how awkward that is during sex?

    The IT Crowd gave us Peter Phile, who was unfortunate enough to be paged over an airport loudspeaker.

    My Name Is Inigo Montoya

    - The Princess Bride, in one of the most trope-heavy statements in the history of film (Incidentally, it named most of them.)

    :DDD

    PYH

    Omg Facebook wins again– someone uploaded the graduation yearbook for pre-school:

    Seriously I had no idea that so many familiar faces were in the same PY class when I was 6 years old… mainly because I was a blur sotong and all I cared about was Huiz (who thought that I was a nuisance as all older cousins/siblings do).

    Found me yet? I’m the first person in the third row and Huiz is the last in the same row :DDD

    Sometimes I love MSN

    Kenken: i damn sian to watch 200 One Piece episode
    Me: hahahahahah
    Me: gogogo
    Me: kiampa already beaten u in 2 weeks
    Kenken: k
    Kenken: after dexter
    Kenken: im in love with dexter
    Kenken: he is so cutttte
    Me: dex as in dex’s laboratory?!?!
    Me: the one with the dumb blonde for a sister?
    Kenken:

    http://blog.afi.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/dexter_season_2_poster.jpg
    Me: WOW
    Me: have to admire his daily killer workout
    Kenken: yeah
    Kenken: i so love the way he kills

    ***

    Me (23:50): true
    Herbie (01:10): okies
    Herbie (01:10):happy fun times to you too
    Me (01:13): am busy reading manga sorry
    Me (01:13): but rest assured tt u are entertaining me a lot more than i care to show
    Herbie (01:14): har
    Herbie (01:14):no lei i wasnt being sarcastic i was being random
    Herbie (01:14):in fact im watching lil britain now so i will stop harassing you also
    Herbie (01:15):
    dont sue me

    ***

    Kiampa: wah now chiong enes lobby liao
    Kiampa: exciting
    Me: !!!!!
    Me: u see later luffy chu zhao
    Me: damn kok one
    Me: his 3 stages
    Kiampa: he forever kok
    Me: so true
    Kiampa: usopp still not strong le hahahaah
    Me: because he is not as handsum as his dad
    Me: HAHAHAHA
    Kiampa: yeah

    Cubic Orchids

    Have some flowers at the entrance of Fort Canning Park.


    This is probably the most acceptable sharpness I’ve ever taken with this camera :(((


    Tramping along the filth that the orchids grow XDD


    Meet Uncle Roy (so named by Brat#1 and now everyone knows the bunny that Tintin bought from Taiwan as such) and my new yellow Kube that Mum bought from 7-11 ($35). IT IS AWESOMELY CUTE! Only gripe is that I wish it had a shuffle and a lock option.


    An online review described its size as being half of a thumb. Uncle Roy says hallo.

    Once I said in public that I slept with Uncle Roy, and then I realised too late how wrong that sounded. =_= The names the people around me give my things! Ade I’m looking at you.

    Also, the very day Mum plonked the Kube at me, I charged it and went out. That night I took the train home and a malay guy opposite me kept making eye contact. Me too once I realised that he had the same tell-tale yellow pair of earphones as the ones that was plugged into my ears.

    OMG WIN!!!! But the yellow version is still the nicest of the lot so I get why he had the exact same colour as I did :P

    Birthday Brat#2

    This was four days ago but I got lazy >_< Aunt Serene made an oreo cheesecake the day before, because Brat#2 wanted his birthday cake to be that, and I came to the conclusion that I would never have the patience or willpower to bake. Eating is perfectly fine for me.


    Brat#2 looks like an ah pek.


    I need to lay off the shallow dof. Am obsessed :S

    The cheesecake turned out to be less appetising than it really looked. Because quite a few of them don’t like cheese, Aunty Serene made it less cheesy. In  the end they still complained about the cheesiness while I struggled to be satisfied with a less-than-cheesey cheesecake :(

    Virgin Earrings

    Erm I first mentioned making earrings at the end of April, and probably made these babies in early May… I guess you’re all attuned to my procrastinating habits :P

    This symmetrical one was made with gold.

    This asymmetrical vanity pair was made with silver.

    This was for my aunt. She wanted a conservative pair, and I used my precious jade lotus beads with rustic gold.

    Another symmetrical gold pair.

    Rustic gold green rings and the last of my lotus beads.

    This rustic gold super asymmetrical pair is my favourite and belongs on my ears :DDDD

    That’s about it. After this batch I bought more beads and pendants but I haven’t been in the mood to start making somemore.

    Perhaps it’s because, unlike the last time, I have now exhausted One Piece episodes to serve as background noise. orz

    Birthday Brat#1

    Brat#1 turns eleven today.


    Aunt Serene made a mango birthday cake yesterday for today. It was super delicious! Even better than what you’d get outside. Today she made a birthday cheesecake because tomorrow is Brat#2’s birthday. 她好会生喔~


    I hate doing these kinds of joker censoring but I’m afraid Uncle MC wouldn’t like to be shown on public domain so might as well make everyone endure the joker that is HappyFace. orz

    Also, it was at this time that I took the picture and went, “Wah lau! How come you all wear these kinds of colours one?!” Implying the ‘so matching!‘ pyjamas.


    And then this spurred Mum and Ti to change into matching coloured outfits. I couldn’t be bothered, but perhaps I should have changed into indigo :P

    Chastised

    Last night Pa and I had a short conversation on MSN.

    Pa: halo[sic]
    Me: hallo
    Me: tmr may or may not be gg sch
    Me: feeling lazy
    Pa: laziness won’t do you any good
    Pa: bad habit
    Pa: nobody wants to emply[sic] a lazy bum
    Me: ok
    Me: i can work from home at this point
    Pa: A person like you needs the office environment to discipline
    Pa: working from home will mean waking up at noon, lying on the bed the whole day, and getting nowhere
    Me: c how
    Pa: Don’t let your mind play tricks on youyou
    Pa: Attitude
    Me: ok
    Pa: let me know after lunch
    Me: ok

    Today, he is right.

    I did wake up at 10am though!

    Fulfilling

    Today, I woke up at 9am and decided not to go to school.

    Then I had a good shit and a good shower, and that’s all that really matters to be satisfied in my life, really.

    Here, have a morning view from outside my window from four days ago:


    6:52 am


    7:14 am


    8:39 am

    Feeling sleepy…

    Genting 2009

    Day 01, 28th June 2009, Sunday


    Right after arriving in Genting, we headed straight to the Hainanese Chicken Rice Restaurant for lunch. I’ve missed you, my black teh-o!!!


    Okay this picture mainly for the amusement of how stick figure is bowled over by his receiving enlightenment.


    Decor of the Hotel Resort Genting, the place we stayed at. Ti and Pa shared one bed, while I had one all to myself. Luxurious!!!


    The only photo of the three of us.


    After that we decided to try out the free WiFi at The Coffee Bean downstairs. Their mobile WiFi sucks. I kept logging out! Also, the cakes weren’t nice at all, and I’m not saying this out of spite. It was a horrid experience.

    Day 02, 29th June 2009, Monday


    Outside the outdoor theme park. The sad thing is that Ti is too chicken/bored to go for the rides while Pa is too old to attempt them. In his own words, “I’ll walk in there and get carried out,” to which I lol-ed like nobody’s business, unfilial daughter that I am.


    Some of the same flowers that I saw last year, except that this time they’re in stages of wilt :(


    This stalk had full blooms though!


    But the next stalk I saw further uphill was in an even worse condition.


    The indoor theme park’s merry-go-round.


    They had a Vietnam Culture exhibition. These ladies were making sand paintings. I especially liked the one of the lady in front of the moon. The interesting thing is that both sides were a different picture. Power!


    After that we walked a lot and had lunch at Old Town. I was terrified when the prawn mee I’d ordered came in red. It wasn’t as spicy as it looked, but I still couldn’t finish it. Old Town’s WiFi was still the best I’d ever had the pleasure of enjoying.

    Day 03, 30th June 2009, Tuesday


    Buffet breakfast provided by the hotel in the mornings.


    Some snaps of the room before we left. Am especially taken with the toilet because the wardrobe could be accessed both from the corridor and from inside the toilet! Pa thinks it’s stupid but I think that it’s an awesome design!

    That’s it for my short trip to the highlands.

    Now excuse me while I try to down the ginger tea and pretend that some dust got into my eye as I sob over a burnt throat. After that I shall comfort myself with some manga and then lay down on the bed feeling down and trying to keep the food in my stomach because my flu-induced poor appetite tried to reject what little I could force feed myself in order to take my meds.

    I don’t want to be sick anymoreeeee :(

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