Differentiation

Pa was aghast at my inability to differentiate cars. He had pointed out a car in front and I was like, what model is that?

“Alamak, it’s the same model as my car!” he exclaimed.

Affronted, I retorted with a, “Well it’s like trying to tell the difference between two cats.”

“It’s easy to tell cats apart,” he replied.

And then I had the perfect counter, “Well can you tell the difference between two cockroaches?”

He went, “Ahhh, that one is difficult,” and I took a moment to be smug about my comeback.

And then he continued with, “Because everytime I see one I have no time to see clearly, I am so blinded by rage that I have to catch them.”

WAH LAU PAPA!!!!

Some Sort of Infamy II

Part I is here.

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Cynic actually memorised the phrase that he bracketed out and quoted it in lecture after saying something about how it really pissed him off, because if I meant to disagree, just say disagree lah! Why try to be so arty.

I was so impressed and honoured that he memorised it, and to tell the truth, I agree wholeheartedly with what he said  XDDD

Well I’d just like to justify(?) my unruly behaviour by saying that this is not the first time I’ve gotten really pissed off (at the question and at myself) at failing to understand the question (wth is a ‘true self’?) and therefore entered self-destruction.

But he still gave me an average grade (B+) for the essay instead of failing me. Which is pretty cool.

More Dewy Flora

Oh look, it hasn’t even been a week.

Today March 22

1) I had a small moment to lol at our newly established Singapore Beautiful Wood Museum.

2) Walking home in the evening, I backtracked and hesitantly asked a fierce-looking man if I could take a photo of his dog. To my surprise he agreed, as long as he wasn’t in the picture. His dog is plain at first sight, and a little odd-looking, but he grows on you with his cute flappy ears.

3) Stamen of the hibiscus near my house.

That’s about all that happened today after meeting Ade and Puey (and KiKi) for Ade’s birthday :D

Rising, Moving

This is for Emoboy whom I’ve missed plundering songs off from:

And this is for the lulz:

To Whom It May Concern,

I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m selling myself for candy. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, In your car and I saw you Drive over My father. I’m sure you’re Cowardly enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I’m returning Your toe ring to you, but I’ll keep Your mum as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and Thanks for the Cocaine.

Best of luck on the sex-change,
RR

This is the greatest meme ever made :DDDD

Spring!

Was an idiot and left my answer script in school today, so no recounting of my sort-of-infamy… I blame the ailment that ails me and Ti who took all the Nin Jiom Herbal Tea with him on his trip, and who probably caused me to be in increasingly miserable shape with each tissue packet I run through. I won’t have a nose anymore by the time he comes back la…

BUT HAS ANYONE MARVELED AT THE EXPLODING TREES RECENTLY? They seem to get more and more beautiful every time they burst into whites and pinks!

It doesn’t even look like Singapore anymore :DDD

The juicy flowers leave stains though, be warned.

[edit] I forgot to mention that these exploding trees are in school. Shiok!

Some Sort of Infamy

Jojo Kiampa: yoyoyo was [Cynic's name] talking abt ur essay
Me: yep hahahahahahaha
Jojo Kiampa: wow im honored to know the person haha
Me: ya i gonna blog abt it and boast
Me: /bwaha emoticon
Me: actually srsly i knew i was being hypocritical tts why sure fail
Me: but nv fail
Me: wah so lucky
Jojo Kiampa: ya still so worried
Me: :D:D:D:D

More about it tomorrow after I’m well-rested and hopefully in better health.

[edit] Part II is here.

WTFG

The house is undergoing minor renovations and I have to spend the whole of next week shifting rooms (again! because they insist on relinquishing this particular room despite being offered the master bedroom), clearing my wardrobe (they’re changing all the cupboards), and inhaling new paint.

This means dismantling of the only work medium crucial to my studies at some juncture.

Also, I probably have to help clear my brother’s room among others because starting tomorrow he will be breathing Japanese air.

They’re moving in soon before the brats have exams so as not to disrupt their studies.

But what about me?

Way to go for consideration.

(Also, I’m still irritated by yesterday’s event of installing new lights and power points, and then someone conveniently forgot to plug the refrigerator back on. Was already freaking out at all the dust, imagine what would have happened if the fridge actually had chocolate/meat. I still ate the strawberries though the cheese probably needs to be thrown away.)

(Also also, it seems that the construction workers were alone in the house when they were working?!?!)

[edit] okay i was blowing things out of proportion and being paranoid in the heat of the moment. nothing terrible is happening but i am still not feeling well.

Flower from Canteen 2

This was yesterday.

This past two days have been days spent on the road, out of the comfort of the desktop. My legs are spent.

I really think it’s the way I walk that makes my legs super prone to fatigue. It hurts now and I hate to think how much further the pain will be if I reach middle age and beyond.

Today I spent $15 on a pair of Cotton On shades (like I ever wear them!) and two cotton tees… And then I spent $2 on 5 funky leggings from the sale at Takashimaya Department. But that’s because I used $40 of vouchers :DDD

They’re sales from Topshop and Dorothy Perkins and Warehouse I think. Among others.

It’s a friggin good deal and they have EVERYTHING (But everything in quantities that are exponentially decreasing). For example the River Island belt that costs $53 is now going for $20. I think it ends 25 March? PEOPLE, GO GO GO!!!!